10. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
9. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
8. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t!! My glass eye!!"
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into
the toilet bowl from a high place about six to eight feet away.
Sigh relaxingly.
6. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
5. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
4. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
3. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
2. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor
and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
and #1 is........
1. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls
of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"
